REVOLVE

Actions that God deems disrespectful to his creation leads to this purgatory post-mortem.

(gameplay is NOWHERE near as serious as this though)

Obtain upgrade cards at the end of each match that's lost. Auto balance your gameplay by altering it, leaving almost infinite possibilities and combinations for gameplay.

Features:

Online Multiplayer

Classic 1v1

LAN games

Up to 16 players

Steam networking

170+ powerups

35+ Achievements

15+ Cosmetics

Different Languages

Advanced gore system (Dismemberment, blood, organs, bones)

Self balancing gameplay

Some, like, really good music

Toggleable blood and gore

Glue to keep organs on the inside (NOT heat resistant)

Quotes:

"This games alright" - John

"Don't die. Again" - A human person

"This is the best game ever 10/10" - Developer

"Better than doing nothing I guess" - Overseer #2

"It's not very good" - Person who shouldn't to be listened to

"This game is the game of the century!" - Someone I paid $5