POSTAL: Brain Damaged A shooter inside the Dude's head

The whole game happens inside the POSTAL DUDE's head. He falls asleep, and you run through what his brain coughs up: twisted suburbs, space stations, the inside of a giant toilet. Each level is a new nightmare with its own logic, and none of it is meant to make sense.

The shooting keeps up with the setting. Enemies come in all shapes of freak, from body-part people to conspiracy theorists, and bosses wait at the end of the weirder stretches. There are secrets tucked into the levels too, plus a speedrun mode if you want to race your own brain. Corey Cruise voices the Dude again, and the one-liners never stop.

This plays nothing like the older POSTAL games. Movement is quake-like: you slide, jump and keep moving or you die. The pace is relentless, arena after arena, and headshots drop enemies fast if your aim holds.

The arsenal is where it gets stupid in the best way. There is holy water, freezing gear, time-slowing shots and temporary buffs that turn enemies against each other. Every situation has a gun that fits it, and picking the right one mid-fight is half the game.