RV There Yet? Physics chaos with friends

The whole trip runs on a single Recreational Vehicle, and up to four of you share it. Someone drives, someone navigates, someone runs ahead to scout the road, and someone is probably holding a beer. It is first-person, it is physics-driven, and it goes about as smoothly as that sounds. You drop into the driver's seat, your friend is still outside looking for his hat, and the RV is already rolling.

Your RV comes fitted with a winch front and rear, built to get it over, under or through most road bumps. Hook the cable to a tree or a rock, wrap it around an obstacle to pull at an angle, and reel yourself out of trouble. Whoever handles the remote earns the title of main remote commander, which sounds like nothing until you are the one dragging the rig up a slope while everyone else watches. Mastering it is a genuine skill, and the difference between a clean pull and a slow, sideways disaster is usually one decision made too late.

Not everyone who enters Mabutts Valley makes it out. The valley is the reason your relaxing vacation route got rerouted in the first place, and it fights back with terrain, wildlife and worse. Survival runs on supplies: a steady flow of burgers, antidotes and, the classic, EpiPens. Grill frozen meat patties before you need them. When someone goes down, an EpiPen gets them back up. Keep the cold brewskis and filtered low tar cigarettes flowing too, because morale is a resource on this road, and the driver especially needs looking after.