$12.99 (−35%)MULLET MADJACK Every second keeps you alive
Shoot your way up a robot billionaire's tower before your heartbeat runs out, one frantic floor at a time.
Is MULLET MADJACK worth it?
MULLET MADJACK is worth it if…
- you want a shooter built for short sessions and one-more-run pacing
- you like fast arcade games where the timer never lets you slow down
- you miss the look and feel of hand-drawn 80s and 90s anime
- you enjoy chasing better times and experimenting with builds across runs
- you want something funny and over the top between longer games
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Ten seconds on the clock, always
Your health is time. Stand still and the countdown keeps eating itself; keep moving and the whole floor becomes one long chain of dashes, slides and executions. A floor takes well under a minute to clear, so a run is built from short, sharp bursts: die and you restart the chapter, clear ten floors and you earn a checkpoint and a boss. The game punishes hesitation and rewards pure momentum, and once the flow clicks, it is hard to stop at just one floor.
A tower of robots and a very 90s plot
The mission: fight up eighty floors of a robot elite's tower to rescue the internet's most famous streamer from the Robillionaires, all while a livestream watches your every kill for likes. The story plays out through fully animated cutscenes in the style of old-school action anime, complete with a villain worth hissing at and a reward that is, of all things, a pair of sneakers. Between floors you pick from more than fifty power-ups that change how you fight, and every tenth floor ends in a boss with its own animated moment. It is a parody, and it knows exactly what it is parodying.
What else should you know?
Can you play without the timer?
Yes. There is a Classic Mode with no timer at all, for a more traditional campaign at your own pace. If you want the opposite, Endless Mode throws random levels at you forever, and score chasing on the timed floors gives you something to come back to after the story is done.
Is it violent?
Very. The combat is bloody and over the top in the spirit of 80s and 90s action, with executions and dismemberment as part of the fun. If that is too much for your taste or your household, there is a purple blood mode, and you can also disable camera shake and screen flashes.
How long does a campaign take?
The story runs a handful of hours, but the game is built to be replayed: randomized floors, more than fifty power-ups, three difficulty tiers, boss checkpoints, Endless Mode and leaderboards for beating your best times. Short sessions are the point, so it also works well as a game to dip into between others.
