
Squishy the Suicidal Pig
Squishy, a pig in a yellow sweater, has one goal: die. His parents were sent to the slaughterhouse, and animal heaven awaits him too, if he can…
If Kill The Plumber left you wanting something funny and retro, you have options. These games make natural next picks for you.
Squishy, a pig in a yellow sweater, has one goal: die. His parents were sent to the slaughterhouse, and animal heaven awaits him too, if he can finish his deal with the devil. A puzzle platformer where dying is the puzzle and staying alive is the hard part.
Funny, Retro, Chaotic
Play as the villain in Nefarious! An action platformer where you globe hop between several kingdoms kidnapping princesses who alter gameplay in unique ways. Then thwart various heroes in reverse boss fights, recreated iconic battles where you control the boss.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
A cube of meat leaps over buzz saws to save his bandage girlfriend from a fetus in a tux. Over 300 short, brutal levels with instant restarts, tight controls and a great soundtrack. Every death is your fault, and clearing a level anyway feels fantastic.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
You don't control Pompom the hamster’s movements, you control everything else. Lay down blocks, springs, cannons, umbrellas, use whips and alter the world, creating a safe path for Pompom to defeat the evil Captain Cat.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
Pinkman is a fast-paced, action platformer about a lost man with pink skin and an incredible skill to fart.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
A 2D platformer with nearly 240 levels that lie to you. The goal is simple: reach the door. The floor has other plans. Every trap is learnable, every death is a punchline, and the minimalist look hides a devious sense of humor. Bring a friend for the local 2-player mode and betray each other properly.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
A platformer with no jump button. Instead, Captain Viridian flips gravity, falling from floor to ceiling to cross a strange dimension and rescue a scattered crew. Short, tough, and full of clever screens built around one brilliant idea, with a chiptune soundtrack worth the trip on its own.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
An award-winning anti-platformer where destruction is the only way to move. Mold yourself into any form by destroying your cells, and traverse a devastated landscape filled with brain-twisting puzzles and bizarre mutations. Are you ready to break the mold?
Fast-paced, Chaotic, Surreal
A 2D platformer stripped to the bone: a little square, a 1x1 tileset, and nothing on screen but pure platforming. No enemies, no bullets, no lasers. Multiple difficulty levels, best-time tracking and community-made maps make it easy to start and hard to put down.
Retro, Fast-paced
A unique platforming experience where the protagonist, story, and mechanics are constantly changing. Take control of legendary warriors, giant worms, greedy kings, and lazy demons, each with their own purpose.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
The title says it all. Take one part falling block puzzle game, combine one part old-school platformer, add a couple thousand pixels, blend and serve. Why match colored blocks when you can just shoot the hell out of them? Your goal is to survive as long as you can. From celebrated indie developer Andrew Morrish and Adult Swim Games.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
Reverse the roles & play as a goblin rather than a knight or wizard in this parody dungeon game. Level editor & online sharing - Mario Maker with goblins! Watch your family get blasted by a lvl 100 paladin & embark on an epic quest of revenge, beset on all sides by greedy powerleveling adventurers.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced

Squishy, a pig in a yellow sweater, has one goal: die. His parents were sent to the slaughterhouse, and animal heaven awaits him too, if he can…

Pinkman is a fast-paced, action platformer about a lost man with pink skin and an incredible skill to fart.

Run and jump, collect coins, confront enemies and avoid traps, open gates and find secret stashes.

Jelly Killer - Retro Platformer The Adventures Of A Young Bioweapon. In this game you will act like the young bioweapon.


Plug Me is a tricky puzzle platform where the timer is a physical object in the game world!

This is a SHORT, 2D PLATFORMER with TIGHT CONTROLS about exploring a single level to get past a bunch of TRAPS.

Bust some bugs and save the world with the most average of heroes in this retro style platformer!

Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it!

Your future self shows up yelling about crabs, hands you a laser cannon and vanishes.

Platformines is a unique 2D platformer packed with exploration, RPG and shooter elements, set in a vast 16-bit underground world!

Let's go on an adventure to unite dog and clown!

Split the royal wizard in half and rescue the prince and princess at the same time, one character per hand.

A unique platforming experience where the protagonist, story, and mechanics are constantly changing.

Run for the door across hundreds of trap-filled levels, then grab a friend and see who survives the local versus mode.

The platformer without a jump button! Master the art of potion propulsion in this fast-paced adventure where strategy, precision, and creativity…

Guide a small square through precision platforming levels with a dash, a jump and nothing to hide behind.

You are Garlic, an onion-headed boy and you want to climb the Sacred Tower to meet the Cyber Goddess to seduce her...

You don't control Pompom the hamster’s movements, you control everything else.

Dash, jump, and fly at full speed through Wunderling DX: a non-stop puzzle platformer and the world's first "goomba simulator"!

Chase an eraser up a tower that fights back with cannons, planes and long, punishing falls.

This is a SHORT, 2D PLATFORMER with TIGHT CONTROLS about exploring a single level to get past a bunch of TRAPS.

An absurd retro-platformer that tests your patience.

Pinkman is a fast-paced, action platformer about a lost man with pink skin and an incredible skill to fart.

A unique platforming experience where the protagonist, story, and mechanics are constantly changing.

Split the royal wizard in half and rescue the prince and princess at the same time, one character per hand.

Run for the door across hundreds of trap-filled levels, then grab a friend and see who survives the local versus mode.

GARBANZO QUEST! The crazy bullet-heck platformer where your main weapon is your own spit! Bring a friend!

A player described this game as "Dark Souls meets Mario."It's quite an amusing analogy, and surprisingly accurate too.Player WantedFor hazardous…

The platformer without a jump button! Master the art of potion propulsion in this fast-paced adventure where strategy, precision, and creativity…

You don't control Pompom the hamster’s movements, you control everything else.

Chase an eraser up a tower that fights back with cannons, planes and long, punishing falls.

You are Garlic, an onion-headed boy and you want to climb the Sacred Tower to meet the Cyber Goddess to seduce her...

Struggling is a physics-based co-op platformer with a twisted spin on teamwork.

Guide a small square through precision platforming levels with a dash, a jump and nothing to hide behind.

Dash, jump, and fly at full speed through Wunderling DX: a non-stop puzzle platformer and the world's first "goomba simulator"!