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My name is Tony Dramp. I am a simple ranger who lives from paycheck to paycheck. One day, I found a book that changed my life. I became president of Amerika! But that book turned out to be an ancient artifact and required payment for its services... Darkness enveloped my house and the forest. Now I need to get to the White House to save the country... That's my story.

What do we have:

-Dialogues written by the hobo hired for bottle of vodka

Unique possibility to die. Everywhere. Seriously, if you have started playing this game and are still alive you’d call FBI cause they are likely to hire you A creepy democrat ghost will be chasing after you in the forest! Online weight loss! Once-in-a-lifetime chance to get lost in the forest (actually not - we have a radar) Three incredible quests for collecting three marvellous items (Oh Jesus, 10/10!) Graphics just like in Crysis!!! (Frankly speaking not - only in case you have a really strong imagination) Unity engine (AGAIN!) Best soundtrack by the most famous musicians!! (well, most famous among the freemusicarchive website stuff) Possibility to crap your pants in real life in the virtual WC The hour of wondering through the forest in darkness!! Bawdy humour by our stand-up comedian!

We have been developing this game at off-work (and free from feeding our tame bear, of course) time!

All persons in this game are fictional and any resemblence is a coincidence