Pet Shit Billy

One man. One day. One massive mess.

Billy just wanted to throw a fun birthday party for his son. Too bad he invited the entire town… to the petting zoo.

Now there’s poop everywhere — and his boss returns Sunday at 19:00 sharp.

Pet Shit Billy is a lovingly-crafted parody of 1980s multi-screen platformers. Explore dozens of interconnected rooms filled with bizarre humor, pun-filled names, and hidden surprises. Dodge flying animals, angry janitors, and unflushable disasters as you try to clean the entire zoo before time runs out.

Features:

🧼 86 rooms of cleanup chaos in classic pixel-art style

😂 Absurd humor and surprise-filled room names

💩 No violence – just messes to clean and mayhem to dodge

🎵 Retro-inspired sound effects and music

🧠 Explore, experiment, and survive through trial-and-error

🕹️ Keyboard-only controls for a true old-school feel

⏰ Time-based challenge – finish before the boss gets back!