$4.99Pet Shit Billy
A wild zoo party turned into a poopocalypse! Help Billy clean up 86 absurd screens of retro platforming chaos before his boss returns. Funny, weird, and packed with pixelated surprises.
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One man. One day. One massive mess.
Billy just wanted to throw a fun birthday party for his son. Too bad he invited the entire town… to the petting zoo.
Now there’s poop everywhere — and his boss returns Sunday at 19:00 sharp.
Pet Shit Billy is a lovingly-crafted parody of 1980s multi-screen platformers. Explore dozens of interconnected rooms filled with bizarre humor, pun-filled names, and hidden surprises. Dodge flying animals, angry janitors, and unflushable disasters as you try to clean the entire zoo before time runs out.
Features:
🧼 86 rooms of cleanup chaos in classic pixel-art style
😂 Absurd humor and surprise-filled room names
💩 No violence – just messes to clean and mayhem to dodge
🎵 Retro-inspired sound effects and music
🧠 Explore, experiment, and survive through trial-and-error
🕹️ Keyboard-only controls for a true old-school feel
⏰ Time-based challenge – finish before the boss gets back!
