Coins Only!

Welcome to your new job!

How long will you last before you get fired… or worse?

In this workplace survival simulator inspired by titles like Papers, Please, you’ll step into the role of an underpaid cashier in a completely chaotic world—full of eccentric creatures, magically unstable items, and a chain of command as absurd as it is ruthless. Every customer who walks up to your counter brings a ridiculous story, an unfair complaint, or an uncomfortable secret… and all you want is to make it through your shift with your sanity intact. Or at least without another pay cut.

Your boss changes the rules every single day, inventing new ways to squeeze out every last drop of productivity… but hey, at least you have a job, right?

Key Features

Play as an overworked cashier

Ring up bizarre products, enforce arbitrary rules, endure unbearable customers… all with a (forced) smile. And don’t you dare ask for a raise! Learn to survive on scraps—because that’s part of the experience. Ironically satisfying.

A world where weird is normal

Egotistical wizards (despite their lack of height), animals with serious drinking problems, objects that come to life only to spiral into depression… here, chaos is part of the protocol.

Collectibles, mysteries, and multiple endings

Every choice matters. Will you uncover the truth behind a cult? Help out the detective? Or just become yet another cog in the exploitation machine?

A bit of satire, a lot of madness

This isn’t just any cashier simulator—it’s a sharp satire of modern work, filtered through magic and existential absurdity.