Top rated surreal tycoon games
Running a shop gets strange here, with burger joints, breweries and monster containment all bending out of shape. In Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator you place furniture and keep visitors fed while handling nights in the back office, while Lobotomy Corporation | Monster Management Simulation has you sending staff to tend creatures and meet quotas. Touhou Mystia's Izakaya keeps you collecting stock in daylight and serving dishes after dark for picky regulars.
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Touhou Mystia's Izakaya
Play as Mystia, a night-sparrow owner rebuilding her small izakaya from debt. You gather ingredients by day, set the menu and cook to order by night, and match dishes and drinks to each customer's taste and budget to pay down what you owe and grow into Gensokyo's best-loved shop.
97% of 30,710 Steam reviews are positive$5.99Horsey Game
Collect horses, breed them, race them, then start editing their genes for profit. Horsey Game is a pixel-art stable manager where prize money, betting and selling horses fund your next experiment, and tycoon fans get a silly, open-ended breeding business to run.
97% of 3,074 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 17$9.99Lobotomy Corporation | Monster Management Simulation
You run an energy company whose power source is monsters. Send clerks-turned-agents to work with Abnormalities you know nothing about, meet the daily energy quota, and expand into new departments. When something breaches, and it will, you clean up the mess. For tycoon fans who want the spreadsheets replaced with dread.
94% of 53,820 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 4,401$24.99Dog Brew
You are a dog-brewer in debt, working it off one batch at a time. Grow vegetables, raise fish, mix strange beer recipes, then sell each brew to the island resident who wants it most. Small, cheap and funny, it gives tycoon fans a cozy business loop to run at their own pace.
96% of 1,533 Steam reviews are positive$0.73Promise Mascot Agency
Run a mascot agency in a cursed Japanese town as an exiled yakuza. Recruit weeping tofu, a video-obsessed cat and other living mascots, send them out on promo jobs, then bail them out with hero cards when they get stuck in doorways or set kitchens on fire.
96% of 2,637 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 19$24.99Galaxy Burger
Run a traveling burger joint across the galaxy, stacking custom burgers, fries and drinks for aliens and mecha cats. No timers unless you want them, with new ingredients and planets to unlock. A relaxed, funny kitchen for tycoon fans who like the daily grind more than the balance sheet.
96% of 2,490 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 55$11.99Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator
Run your own Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria by day, buying tables, decor and animatronics to raise atmosphere and income, then survive the nights in the office below. A tycoon game with a horror shift attached, and a sharp ending for tycoon fans who like a dark joke with their budget sheets.
93% of 33,501 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 123FreeThe Boba Teashop
Run a tiny boba teashop as Risa, a former office worker chasing her own business. You take orders, mix milk tea with boba, seal the cups and keep customers smiling while you grow the menu. It is shopkeeping with a haunted edge: visions creep in between shifts, and the VHS filter keeps everything slightly off.
95% of 1,080 Steam reviews are positive$4.99Ravenous Devils
Run a tailor shop upstairs and a pub downstairs where the customers become the menu. You lure in clients, steal their clothes for new suits, drop the bodies down a trap door, then chop and cook them into meals to keep the pub full and profitable. Short, gory and darkly funny, with constant multitasking for tycoon fans who want something twisted.
92% of 9,564 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 14$4.99Wax Heads
Wax Heads is a cozy-punk narrative sim about working in a struggling record store. Chat to quirky customers with unique tastes, explore a handcrafted record collection, fall in love with bands (and their drama!), or just slack off with your colleagues - whatever gets everyone’s groove back!
96% of 550 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 8$14.99PROFITS 2167: Planetary Resource Optimization & Freight Infrastructure Technician Simulator
Deliver Minerals. Earn Tokens. Meet Deadlines. Upgrade your Infrastructure. Grow the Numbers. Deploy Human Resources. Manipulate the Token Market. Automate the Network with Delivery Drones. Enjoy the Grind. Enjoy the Future. Enjoy the PROFITS.
98% of 252 Steam reviews are positivePlayers online now: 5$6.99Lemonade Apocalypse: First Squeeze
Run a lemonade stand all the way to the end of the world. Short, colorful, and completely unserious.
94% of 1,151 Steam reviews are positiveFree
