$29.99Crime Scene Cleaner Grim work, oddly satisfying
You are Kovalsky, a cleaner hired by the mob to scrub crime scenes spotless. Mop blood, bag bodies, pocket valuables, and spend your pay on better tools. Grim work, strange stories, and oddly calm, satisfying cleaning for sim fans.
Is Crime Scene Cleaner worth it?
Crime Scene Cleaner is worth it if…
- you like slow, hands-on simulator games about cleaning and tidying
- you find wiping, sorting, and 100% checklists relaxing
- you enjoy crime stories with dark humour on the side
- you like upgrading tools and replaying jobs for secrets
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Scrub blood, bag bodies, erase the evidence
Every job drops you in a fresh mess with a mop, bucket, sponge, and trash bags. You wipe blood, haul bodies, pick up rubbish, put furniture back, and wash the last pink smear out of the water. A sense mode highlights what you missed, and power washers, detergents, UV lamps, and an ozonator speed the heavy work. You also gather evidence, steal cash and valuables, and find tapes and secrets. It is methodical first-person cleaning with a little detective work on the side.
Earn mob money and build a better mop
Cleaning pays, stealing pays extra. Between missions you spend earnings and skill points on perks and stronger gear: better lamps and flashlights, a stronger power wash, faster sponges and mops with unlockable skins. You start as a school cleaner trying to pay for your sick daughter's treatment, and each payout shows at home. Plan your route, pick the right tool for each stain, and watch a chaotic apartment or museum turn neat again. Calm, repetitive, and very satisfying to finish at 100%.
Every scene hides a dark, funny story
No two locations feel the same, from small flats to large, tangled spaces. Blood trails, broken objects, letters, and computers piece together what happened, sad one minute and absurd the next. The dry humour lands while you work: a missing watch nobody will claim, a dog you can pet, music tapes to play as you mop. Nightmare versions twist familiar maps into eerie reflections, and True Cleaner's Mode strips away hints and progress bars for sim fans who want to find every stain alone.
Good to know?
How long is a cleaning job?
Jobs are self-contained missions you can finish in one sitting. Small scenes take well under an hour, while big ones like the museum can take much longer if you chase every secret, tape, and 100% rating.
Can you play it solo?
Yes, it is single-player only. There is no co-op or multiplayer, so every bucket, body bag, and stolen wallet is your work alone.
Is there more after the main story?
Yes. Finished maps can be replayed in Nightmare versions with altered layouts and stories, plus a no-hints True Cleaner's Mode. Two extra community maps, Alter Ego and Development Hell, add side cleanups outside the main plot.
Does it get scary or too violent?
It is bloody and brutal by design, with bodies and gore to remove. The mood is more tense and eerie than frightening, with no threats to your character, and the humour and music keep long scrubs light.
