$19.99Cash Cleaner Simulator Dirty money, tidy bricks
You are the low-level criminal who makes dirty money squeaky clean. Take jobs from underworld contacts, wash, dry, count and pack stained bills, skim a little off the top, and spend it on better machines and a cozier lab. Calm, repetitive and oddly wholesome work for shady clients.
Is Cash Cleaner Simulator worth it?
Cash Cleaner Simulator is worth it if…
- you like simulator games about hands-on, repetitive jobs done well
- you find sorting, stacking and tidying piles deeply relaxing
- you want a funny crime setting with no shootouts or time pressure
- you enjoy upgrading tools and arranging your own workspace
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Wash, dry, count and ship
Every job starts with a bag, a box, or a mattress stuffed with cash. You pull it all out, check for dirt, blood, marked and counterfeit bills, then run what is left through washers, dryers and counting machines.
You stack it into neat bricks, pack it for your handlers, and keep the difference. Later jobs add mixed currencies, coins, gold bars and fussy requests for single denominations tied and wrapped just so. The loop stays hands-on and methodical, with soft machine hums and crisp bill sounds that make tidying piles of cash quietly satisfying.
A cozy criminal workshop
Between jobs you order new gear from your phone and rearrange the lab to suit how you like to work. Faster counters, bigger dryers, pallets and carts for hauling bricks around, plus furniture, speakers and decorations to warm the place up.
There is no shooting and no real danger. You set your own pace, take jobs when you want them, and spend downtime shooting hoops with wads of cash in Moneyball or tossing unwanted clutter into the furnace. It is honest shift work, if you ignore where the money came from.
Secrets behind the machines
The lab is more than a laundry room. Your phone handles darknet jobs, tool orders, photos and scanning for tips, and it points you toward odd corners worth a second look.
A UV lamp and a nighttime visit reveal hidden stashes, extra storage spots and pieces of the story: how you ended up here, who runs the place, and why leaving is not really an option. Follow the jobs through and you can unlock new ways to handle money on the way to different endings.
Good to know before you start?
Can you play at your own pace?
Yes. You pick up jobs from your phone when you are ready, and there is room to just potter around the lab, reorganize pallets, decorate, or replay jobs to earn extra cash for better gear.
What do you do with counterfeit or marked bills?
Part of the job is spotting problem bills before they go out. You check deliveries for dirt, blood, marks and fakes, clean what can be saved, and keep the shipment tidy so clients get exactly what they asked for.
Does the game have a story?
Yes, running through the jobs and the secrets hidden around the lab. It explains your debt, your handlers and the facility itself, with different endings depending on how far you follow it.
