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Toddler Simulator

Become a chaotic toddler unleashed in an open world where everything can be destroyed, driven, or thrown.

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You are a toddler. The world is your playground — and nothing is safe.

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.

Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.

Designed as a physics playground where creativity and chaos are the main objectives.

In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really.

It's fun to customize your character - press [H] any time in game. Don't forget the accessories!

Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more!

Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance!

You destroy stuff

Open world to explore

You can jump really high

Puke on demand

Driving forklifts is fun

Over the top and funny physics

The toddler does dances

Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff

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