$1.99Is Rock Simulator worth it?
Rock Simulator is worth it if…
- you want a game that asks nothing of you and gives you scenery, wind sounds and a rising number
- you enjoy games with a sense of humour about themselves and want the punchline installed on your drive
- you like something running in the background while you work, study or simply stare
- you have friends who will agree to be rocks in a field with you, silently
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Being a rock, professionally
The premise is honest: you pick a spot, become a stone, and stay there. A level bar fills while you watch, or while the game runs in the background like a very committed screensaver. That is the whole loop, and the game never pretends otherwise. There is nothing to fail at and nothing chasing you. The only ambition on offer is the one from the store shelf: become the golden rock. Whether you treat that as a goal or a joke is entirely up to you. The rock cannot move, jump, roll or talk, and that is part of the bit: the simulation is faithful to its subject.
Landscapes and rock skins
Existing earns experience, and experience unlocks more places to exist. You start in the Plains and work toward other maps, each with its own look, from deserts to stranger destinations. Along the way you earn stones, the currency for rock skins, so the one thing you can actually customise is yourself. Pick a favourite finish, change your backdrop, and settle in. The environments are the main show: the game leans on its scenery, with lighting and shadows that vary from map to map, and the wind passing over your hard rocky surface while nature plays its soundtrack.
Nothing on the checklist but existing
If your week has been deadlines and notifications, this is the opposite. There are no timers, no fail states and no stakes: the worst outcome of a session is that a rock remained a rock. Put it on, listen to the sounds each landscape offers, and unwind at your own pace. Many treat it as ambient company, something pleasant to have on while doing something else, checking in now and then to see the level creep upward. The minimalist look helps: little on screen that does not need to be there, just you, the scenery and time quietly passing.
A multiplayer of few words
Yes, there is multiplayer, and yes, it is exactly what you are imagining. Other rocks join the same landscape and exist alongside you, silently, because rocks do not talk and do not move. It is less a mode for coordinating than a punchline you get to stand inside of: a lobby full of stones, each with its own skin, each committed to the same rigorous schedule of nothing. You can peek at the other rocks' profiles and see what else high-level stones play, which is its own quiet comedy. Bring a friend, pick your spots, and be rocks together.
Questions about the game?
Is there anything to actually do in it?
More than it first admits. Each environment has its own puzzle to solve, and clearing them is a one-time goal: once solved, a puzzle stays solved. Beyond that, the activity is levelling, unlocking maps and skins, and choosing where to exist next. It is an idle game at heart, so the honest answer is: there is doing, but the game is mostly being.
Can you play it with friends?
There is a multiplayer mode, and it works as a shared joke more than a shared project. Rocks appear in the same landscape and coexist without speaking or moving, since that would break the simulation. It is at its best as a bit: everyone picks a skin, finds a spot, and exists in the same field.
How long does it take to finish?
That depends entirely on your definition of finish. Reaching the top levels and unlocking everything is a long-haul project measured in dozens or hundreds of hours, mostly idle time. Most people get what they came for much sooner: a few evenings of scenery, a couple of puzzles, a favourite skin, and the pleasant feeling of having no responsibilities.
