
LIZARDS MUST DIE
Choose a blessed hero and hack through hordes of lizards and aliens across Hyperborea, solo or with friends.
If Men against Lizards scratched a colorful and funny itch for you, keep reading. Start with these games when you are ready.
Are you Skoof?
Funny
A co-op slasher where the Rus fight lizard invaders across a burning Hyperborea, and the whole thing is played completely straight-faced. Pick one of four heroes with their own abilities, hack through crowds, fire the cannon, ride dinosaurs into battle, and laugh the whole way through.
Funny, Retro, Fast-paced
A horde-survival roguelite where ancient lizards and Slavic warriors settle their differences with waves of gunfire, thrown vape pods and shouted debates. Pick a side, stack absurd artifacts and hold out for 30 minutes of phonk-scored mayhem. It is cheap, strange and funnier than it has any right to be.
Colorful, Funny, Retro
Combat focused game mixing up various genres into unique characters (beatemup, soulslike, mouse shooter, traditional and platform fighter..), a short cartoon teens story full of (questionable) humor!
Colorful, Funny, Hand-drawn
Fantasy beat'em'up with a bit of RPG flavor and couch co-op. Explore open map, fight brutal enemies, find and equip weapons, armor and artifacts, make your hero stronger by gaining experience and learning unique perks and combat moves!
Colorful, Retro, Fast-paced
This isn't what our grandfathers fought for! Rise from your soulful, old apartment and resist the Western heathens – the Quadrobers, who are trying to impose their rules! Or, join the modern Quadrobers and show the Skufs that the era of sweaty, beer-bellied men is over!
Colorful, Funny, Fast-paced
Once again, the thirst for alcohol drives him
Colorful, Funny, Retro
BOET FIGHTER is a mega-schweet faaghting video game where Hard Eddy and his taaghtest charnas must moer all of Fourways in the face, as they faaght to reclaim his stolen binnet! It's got creatine, vaalence and house beats, boet!
Colorful, Funny, Retro
Super Crush KO is a fast-paced brawler set in a vibrant, near-future city. Zip up your favourite neon jacket and combo your way through swarms of deadly robots to save your kidnapped kitten and, while you’re at it, save humanity from an AI apocalypse.
Colorful, Funny, Retro
Punish your enemies, take their money, acquire new skills, supermoves… and eat shawarma! All this in a tornadic action “Stand 'em up” following the traditions of classic-style beat 'em ups.
Colorful, Funny, Retro
3D animal anthropomorphic characters, horizontal scrolling, action-adventure game, exciting fighting moves, and gorgeous background images. Controls are in side-scrolling combat mode: move left, move right, jump, punch attack, kick attack, dodge, wall jump, and special move.
Colorful, Funny, Fast-paced
Brutal next chapter of Amiga's legendary beat'em up 'Franko: The Crazy Revenge' is here. It's time to clean the streets of shit. The iconic game finally gets a sequel it deserves. Are you ready? They are coming!
Funny, Retro, Hand-drawn

Choose a blessed hero and hack through hordes of lizards and aliens across Hyperborea, solo or with friends.

Pick a side in the war for Hyperborea and survive 30 minutes of escalating chaos.

This isn't what our grandfathers fought for! Rise from your soulful, old apartment and resist the Western heathens – the Quadrobers, who are trying…

Punish your enemies, take their money, acquire new skills, supermoves… and eat shawarma!

Fighties is a fast paced 2D platform fighter. Choose from a wide selection of Fighties each with their own unique play style.

Jane Skriff is a 2d beat-em up platformer. After being used as part of a secret experiment, Jane Skriff must fight her way out of the despotic…

Punch through Toronto's chaos with friends, level up, and take down seven evil exes in a fast, funny retro beat 'em up.

Alt-girl simulator in the form of tamagotchi and a visual novel with immersion in the Russian atmosphere!

An action game about battles with hordes of aggressive humanoid lizards!

Beat everyone in the school and save your beloved girlfriend in this anime-inspired Beat Em Up game!, as Sakura high calls for a new Hero.

Fighters Unleashed is an old school Beat'em up game with a modern look and feel, combos, ninjas, soldiers, zombies, and more.

Froggy's Battle is an action roguelike game set in a loop. Help Froggy the steezy magician skater frog defeat all the baddies squatting her favorite…

Grab a brother, pick your hero and kick the lizards out of Hyperborea, one headkick at a time.

Action-packed 2D beat-em-up with intense boss battles and a large variety of customizable equipment and skills. Up to 4 players with local co-op.

Join KinnikuNeko, a cat with a bodybuilder's body, in this fun 2D platformer and fight against the mysterious alien invasion.

Froggy's Battle is an action roguelike game set in a loop. Help Froggy the steezy magician skater frog defeat all the baddies squatting her favorite…


Pick a side in the war for Hyperborea and survive 30 minutes of escalating chaos.

Grab a friend and brawl through cartoon levels as little heroes with oversized weapons, saving the princess one silly fight at a time.

This isn't what our grandfathers fought for! Rise from your soulful, old apartment and resist the Western heathens – the Quadrobers, who are trying…

Brutal next chapter of Amiga's legendary beat'em up 'Franko: The Crazy Revenge' is here. It's time to clean the streets of shit.

Chaotic bacon-flavored beat'em up with plenty of enemies to smash around

A hand-drawn 2D run and gun where you play an Ork storming a hive city to get your stolen hair squig back.

Mayhem Brawler is an urban fantasy themed beat 'em up that brings back the 90s arcade vibe to present day.

3D animal anthropomorphic characters, horizontal scrolling, action-adventure game, exciting fighting moves, and gorgeous background images.

Depart on a life-changing turn-based adventure to save the President!

Grab a brother, pick your hero and kick the lizards out of Hyperborea, one headkick at a time.

Grab a friend and brawl through cartoon levels as little heroes with oversized weapons, saving the princess one silly fight at a time.

This isn't what our grandfathers fought for! Rise from your soulful, old apartment and resist the Western heathens – the Quadrobers, who are trying…

Action-packed 2D beat-em-up with intense boss battles and a large variety of customizable equipment and skills. Up to 4 players with local co-op.

Beat everyone in the school and save your beloved girlfriend in this anime-inspired Beat Em Up game!, as Sakura high calls for a new Hero.

Once again, the thirst for alcohol drives him

A fast-paced, action-packed pixel art game, where you have to help a Leviathan to reach space by defending it from an endless robot army.

Alt-girl simulator in the form of tamagotchi and a visual novel with immersion in the Russian atmosphere!


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