
Better Off Dead - Life as a Prison Guard
Story driven first-person comedy-thriller where you are tasked with guarding a small prison for 7 days.
If the funny and chaotic rhythm of Fat Prisoner Simulator stuck with you, this helps. These games could fill that gap nicely.
A first-person prison guard sim with a dark sense of humor. Search cells for contraband, break up fights with a baton, shoot hoops on break, and decide who you are behind the walls: a model officer or the most corrupt guard in the block. The prisoner creator alone is worth it.
Funny, Chaotic
The toughest prison sim in the yard has been locked back up to serve another sentence in 2D!
Funny, Chaotic
Soccer Player Simulator – a physics-based soccer simulator. The main feature of the game is the unpredictable behavior of the players on the pitch.
Funny, Chaotic
Too long in this prison. Pull up the carpet, dig with a teaspoon, and smuggle the sand out via the toilet. Sell junk to the guard, trade toilet paper with cellmates, upgrade your shovel, and follow letters that hint where to dig. A calm, funny escape plan that rewards one more trip into the tunnel.
Funny, Chaotic
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
Funny, Chaotic
Build and run your own prison in this top-down management sim. Lay out cell blocks, hire guards and psychologists, set reform programs, and keep the world's most ruthless inmates from turning your careful design into a flood, fire, fight or full-blown riot. A darkly funny sim where every decision has consequences.
Fast matches, real physics, 11 game modes and a whole shelf of other sports besides. Easy to start, genuinely hard to master, and best with friends.
Chaotic
No Fair Play is a physics-based multiplayer game that combines parkour, combat, and football mechanics to offer great freedom to players.
Funny, Chaotic
Football, but the manager has all the power and none of the scruples. You never touch a player: instead you drop mines on rivals, summon cows and UFOs, call airstrikes and slow down time, all to drag your team to impossible scorelines. A short, silly, fast-paced arcade game with 60 levels across four planets and online multiplayer for extra mayhem.
Funny, Chaotic
A life sim played completely straight-faced: you are Cuckold, a man whose job is to work, hand every cent to the bull, and take abuse from his wife with a smile. Between shifts you collect Funky Pops, browse Reddit and play Cuck Souls on a knockoff console. Crude, very online satire that is funnier than it has any right to be.
Funny, Chaotic
Bum Simulator is a first-person sandbox where you live on the streets of Bumsville: scavenge for scraps, brew dubious mixtures, build a cardboard empire and throw pigeons at people. Fully upgraded, those pigeons become a pigeonado. There is an actual story, a shopping cart named Carl, and chaos waiting to happen.
Funny, Chaotic
Football Referee Simulator—the groundbreaking game that puts you in the referee's shoes! Are you ready to kickstart your career in the lower divisions and ascend to legendary status by overseeing thrilling finals?

Story driven first-person comedy-thriller where you are tasked with guarding a small prison for 7 days.

A first-person comedy about a streamer, a mysterious knocking and every excuse in the world not to open the door.

It's a physical game, whose main task is to score the ball into the goal. On your side and against you, only the laws of physics.

BANG! BANG! Totally Accurate Redneck Simulator is a silly and super tough physics based shooter puzzler in which you attempt to help a drunken…

Ditch pre-calculated animations for pure, physics-based soccer chaos!

Skate a neon arena as a robot, throw glowing dodgeballs, and catch incoming shots to take your rival out instantly.

Experience high-speed car soccer with true-to-life physics, advanced crash mechanics, and dynamic arenas.

Imagine battle royal and soccer will be combined in one game. This is exactly this game, Soccer Battle Royale.

"With your trusty shank and die hard will to survive, you've successfully broken out of your Prison Cell.

It's a kick damage simulation game! The physical animation of the characters can be enjoyed only with back and forth movement and kicks.

Small satiric anti-war game with a cute Fuhrer as the lead character. She dreams of love and world domination.

Build and manage your own internet café, starting with second-hand computers and growing into a local hotspot for gamers and students.

Work at GloboCorp, hand your paycheck to the bull, and survive daily life as Cuckold, the least respected man in his own house.

Football Referee Simulator—the groundbreaking game that puts you in the referee's shoes!

The toughest prison sim in the yard is back to serve its 3rd consecutive sentence - combining classic moments from the OG with the best aspects of…

Tunnel your way to freedom one spoonful of sand at a time, trading with cellmates and following hidden letters along the way.

No Fair Play is a physics-based multiplayer game that combines parkour, combat, and football mechanics to offer great freedom to players.

Survive the galaxy's toughest prison and rise to the top of a space gang!

Wander a post-Soviet courtyard, bother the locals and do the small errands of neighborhood hooliganism.

Scavenge the streets, build a home out of scraps and let a fully upgraded pigeon flock loose on the neighborhood.

The most boring game ever made.

Cactus Simulator is a game in which you can become a cactus.

Train, play your matches, drive home and live with every choice as a footballer whose fame, money and love life all compete for your time.

Patrol the block, keep the peace or bend the rules, and find out which kind of officer you turn out to be.

Manage a prison football team, trade inmates, develop your squad, survive prison politics, and lead your team from the yard to glory.

Train, play your matches, drive home and live with every choice as a footballer whose fame, money and love life all compete for your time.

Lazy Kickers is an incremental soccer manager! Manage your team, grow balls from plants and shoot goals for coins!

You tried to escape prison but got caught. Instead of prison, they gave you a debt. Manage a toll booth on a desert highway.

Work at GloboCorp, hand your paycheck to the bull, and survive daily life as Cuckold, the least respected man in his own house.

Step back into the sun, where bikinis are on, muscles are ripped and oiled, and the bass is blasting. Your mission?

Tunnel your way to freedom one spoonful of sand at a time, trading with cellmates and following hidden letters along the way.

Grill, fry and pour your way through frantic shifts, alone or with a crew of six.

It's football, but everyone on the pitch is drunk. Drunken FC is a physics comedy game with no coordination and no dignity, just bodies and momentum.

Play as a prisoner in prison and operate a sewing machine. Use various methods to make him operate faster!

The toughest prison sim in the yard is back to serve its 3rd consecutive sentence - combining classic moments from the OG with the best aspects of…

You're so exhausted you can only crawl, but still refuse to sleep.