Fat Chance One haunted mansion, five friends

The mansion is one big trap, and it is not subtle about it. Your job is to search the place, grab what you need, and work out how to open the way out while the building itself does its best to end you. Every step is a decision: poke at that suspicious floor, squeeze past that contraption, or find another route through the dark. The puzzles sit inside the horror rather than next to it, so figuring out an exit means doing it while something in the house is looking for you. When a monster closes in, you grab whatever is at hand and fight, or you run and hope a door is closer than it seems.

This is a game made to be played in a lobby with people you can hear. Proximity voice chat means a whisper carries only so far, so sticking together is both the smart move and the funniest one. You revive downed friends, share your gear, and decide together whether the person screaming in the next room is worth saving or better left as bait. The chaos writes itself: plans fall apart, someone gets caught, someone else pays for it. The humor comes straight out of the mayhem, and it lands hardest when the whole group is in on the disaster at once.