$4.99Chop Goblins Goblins, cheese, thirty minutes
Chase time-travelling goblins through five eras in a fast, funny retro shooter you can finish in one sitting.
Is Chop Goblins worth it?
Chop Goblins is worth it if…
- you want a full shooter campaign you can finish in one sitting
- you like fast, old-school FPS action with quick reflexes and constant chopping
- you enjoy absurd comedy and goblins with terrible manners
- you like hunting secrets and replaying short levels for a better score
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Five eras, one bad decision
It starts with a break-in: you root through a museum basement and open a dusty chest you really should have left shut. Out come the Chop Goblins, blades first, and off they go through time on their hunt for cheese. The story is deliberately thin and the levels only loosely connect, which is part of the joke. The whole campaign takes about 30 minutes, all killer and no filler.
Sharp tools for sharp work
Five weapons, each with its own job. The antique flintlock fires slow but hits hard, and the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun does exactly what its name promises. Between them sits an arsenal built for quick decisions: goblins come at you with blades, so you pick the right tool, keep moving and keep chopping. The music is a catchy, cheerful soundtrack that keeps the whole thing bouncing along. It is a retro shooter in the old-school mould: tight controls, pixel art, bright colors, and gore played for laughs.
