$3.59 (−10%)Ball Scratch Simulator
Your balls itch. You are in public. This is now everybody’s problem. Covertly scratch your balls through multiple public incidents, battle your useless hand, and stop before everyone finds out what kind of person you are.
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Your balls itch. You are in public. This is now everybody’s problem.
Ball Scratch Simulator is the world’s premier public ball-scratching panic experience. Scratch when nobody is looking, stop when they turn around, and try to escape with your dignity, career, and high score intact.
4-PLAYER MULTIPLAYER
Scratch, panic, and try not to get caught with up to four players.
FAST-PACED PUBLIC SCRATCHING ACTION
Score points by scratching for as long as possible without being seen. The longer you go, the better the score. The longer you go, the worse your decisions become.
TEN TERRIBLE PLACES TO DO THIS
Scratch your way through ten terrible places, each with its own witnesses, routines, pressure, and humiliating failure potential. Some people walk past. Some people linger. Some people turn around at the exact moment your confidence becomes evidence.
Uncover the mysterious origins of the itch, from public scratching disasters to a suspicious trip to the Laboratory.
Paid DLCs offer optional, separate adventures.
COLLECTIBLE CARDS AND CHIBIS FOR POOR CHOICES
Unlock collectible scene cards and chibis that commemorate the terrible decisions you made along the way. Proof that you were there, you scratched, you panicked, and somehow decided this was worth remembering.
CONTROL YOUR OWN USELESS HAND
Your hand is awkward, delayed, wobbly, and completely untrustworthy. Line it up, keep it moving, and try to look like a normal person who is absolutely not doing anything weird.
OPTIONAL VR SUPPORT FOR MAXIMUM BAD DECISIONS
For players who want to make the situation even worse, VR is your best choice. Experience the panic, timing, and humiliation up close. VR Streamer Mode adds a stable 1080p spectator view.
INCLUDES MULTIPLE METHODS OF REGRET
Compete for global high scores. Compete in Weekly Challenges. Chase clean streaks. Risk one more scratch. Panic-look upward. Pretend nothing happened. Fail instantly. Restart. Do it again because this time you definitely saw a safe window.
WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THIS?
Because the itch is there. Because nobody is looking. Because one more scratch might be the run.
