Rocket Rush

In a world where nothing you do seems to work. And all paths lead to anger. Rocket Rush will... make it worse. In this minimalist hard platformer you will attempt to traverse a seemingly endless world filled with traps, fire and a bunch of other doo-dads designed and positioned specifically to upset you. Sounds fun, right? For the low low price listed you too can join the others who made a questionable decision and eventually wound up hating themselves.

Land on the green pad... Not that hard right?

What a simple basic concept for a game. Surely it cant be that hard right?

"Carpal tunnel simulator"

We take no responsibility for any conditions aggravated or cause by the required key mashing to speed run the game.

Some traps are obvious... But some are not...

Because if you can see them all how can we make you mad? Think silly!