C4 Clicker: First Mint

Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).

This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.

💸 FEATURES: • Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO • Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops • Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride • Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts → Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified • Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers

🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.

You won't get rich. But you will click.

⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes.

Current Rarity Distribution

Normal — 60.8%

Common — 21.7%

Uncommon-ish — 13.0%

Uncommon — 4.2%

Rare — 0.17%

Very Rare — 0.087%

Each drop produces a real Steam inventory item that can be traded or sold on the Community Market.

No real-world cryptocurrency. Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.