AI Slop

Become the internet's worst AI startup.

One bad prompt. One six-fingered anime girl. A world that has no idea what's coming.

AI Slop is a single-player idle economy game and a satire of the AI gold rush. You're the villain: generate cheap content, scrape everything, automate it all and turn the internet into a landfill while your valuation goes to the moon.

Prompt. Scrape. Automate. Pivot.

Start with one prompt — Make your first slop by hand, sell it and buy a better GPU. Hire ten terrible specialists — The AI Artist, the Deepfaker, the Bot Farmer, the Dataset Bro, the Jailbreaker and more, each with three career paths. Build the slop machine — Every crew feeds one shared GPU Cluster, so content pours out while you count VC money.

Joker Poker: a roguelike inside your idle game

Build a deck — Play poker hands to beat score targets. Collect jokers — 65 original jokers that bend the rules and stack multipliers. Play while you idle — Your bots keep working while you chase a flush.

Ride the hype cycle

Prices that move — Public hype rises and crashes, so timing is everything. Take sponsor contracts — Turn scraped datasets into premium payouts. Trade meme coins — Diamond hands, until your own AI rugs you.

Made for the long session

Play at your own pace — No timers to beat and no timed input. Mouse only. A huge soundtrack — Hours of synthetic lofi techno to grind to. Single-player, no microtransactions — One price, the whole game.

Move fast. Break everything. Reach the singularity.