A Bad Clicker

this is a bad clicker game. possibly the worst clicker game. enjoy~

Features:

A sweatshop to click to your hearts content!

A FAKE cash shop with all the solutions to any ills~

Automated production to give the hand a break!

Offline production, so you can win the game without touching it (kinda)~

Tech trees to unlock new features, functions, and bonuses!

Cute lil pets to grow alongside you~

Explore the solar system and make friends with everyone along the way!

Autosaving so you don't have to worry about it~

A mute button and Volume Sliders~!

a button. you know you want to poke it... (note, buttons may be fragile and/or defective)

the shop~ (note, not real money, just a simulacrum of industry practices)

spend your hard earned scrip at the prestige tree~ (note, not a real tree)

lil friendos~ (like Snailey here)

friendmaking~

an unnecessarily long adventure full of unnecessarily obscure allusions~

(aint nobody gonna clear all that lol)

And more (maybe)~