$1.99Timberman VS Fastest axe on the couch
Timberman VS turns tree-chopping into a four-player shouting match. You tap left and right to chop and dodge branches, racing friends to the bottom of the trunk. Rounds take seconds to learn and seconds to lose, which makes rematches hard to resist for party crowds.
Is Timberman VS worth it?
Timberman VS is worth it if…
- you want party games anyone can learn in under a minute
- you like fast, noisy couch competition for up to four players
- you enjoy quick rematches and chasing high scores
- you like colorful pixel art and old-school arcade pacing
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Chop fast, dodge the branch
The rules fit on a napkin. Your lumberjack stands at the bottom of an endless tree, and you chop from the left or the right to avoid the branches above. One wrong side and you are bonked out of the round.
That simplicity is what makes it work with a group. Everyone can play within a minute, then the speed creeps up and calm plans fall apart. You slam the chop button, glance sideways at your rival's tree, and walk straight into a branch at the worst moment. Races are short, loud, and usually followed by an immediate demand for revenge.
Three ways to settle the score
Race mode is the party centerpiece, with up to four players chopping side by side on one screen, plus cross-platform matches when the couch is not full. First to the finish takes it all, so every tap matters.
Around that you get two solo warm-ups. Classic Timberman is the infinite tree, built for high scores and levelling your account. Hero mode sends you up a burning tree to rescue birds from their nests and hunt for a golden egg at the top. Between matches there are 56 unlockable characters to collect, all in bright, chunky pixel art with a bouncy soundtrack to keep the tempo up.
Good to know before you chop?
Can you play it solo?
Yes. Classic Timberman gives you an endless tree for beating your own high score and earning experience, and Hero mode has you climbing a burning tree to rescue birds and look for a golden egg. Solo play is a solid warm-up, though the real draw is racing other choppers.
What do you actually unlock?
Up to 56 characters, with new lumberjacks and oddball heroes to earn as you play and gain experience. They change the look of your chopper, not the core rules, so unlocking is about style and bragging rights.
Is it hard to learn?
No. You only choose which side of the tree to chop from, timing your taps to dodge branches. The challenge is speed and nerves, not controls, so new players can join mid-party and be competitive within a round or two.
