
Sloppy Forgeries Paint bad, score big
Sloppy Forgeries is a competitive painting game where you copy famous masterpieces with a mouse in three minutes, with no undo and no fill. Every pixel gets scored in real time, so the results are terrible and the laughs are guaranteed. Pick from 50 paintings and butcher them alone or against friends.
Is Sloppy Forgeries worth it?
Sloppy Forgeries is worth it if…
- you want a party game where nobody needs drawing skills to have fun
- you like short, frantic rounds you can explain in a minute
- you enjoy competing against friends at something ridiculous
- you have an art degree and no idea what to do with it
- you want a drawing game that scores you honestly, pixel by pixel
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A party game where everyone's art is terrible
The rules take a minute to explain: everyone gets the same painting, a mouse, three minutes, and a handful of colors. No undo, no fill, and brush sizes that go from medium to comically large. The fun comes from watching everyone's version of the Mona Lisa fall apart in a different way. Random variants like "Tiny Brush" and "Pointillism" shake up each round, so no two sessions play out the same. Short rounds mean people rotate in and out, and nobody needs to know how to draw. In fact, knowing how to draw helps less than you would think when the clock is running and the only brush left is the one that is too big.
Head-to-head, in the room or online
Grab a join code and play online with up to seven friends, or do it the old-fashioned way: two mice on one computer, head-to-head on the same screen. Yes, two mice at once is a real feature, and it turns a couch into an art duel. The real-time accuracy bar rises and falls as you paint, so you can see your rival's score climbing while yours slides, which is exactly the kind of pressure that makes people paint faster instead of better. Since the score is measured pixel by pixel, a close round is genuinely close, and the rematch argument writes itself.
Fifty masterpieces, all doomed
The catalog pulls 50 paintings from art history, each one simplified into shapes a mouse can attempt. You get four to six colors, three brush sizes, and a ticking clock, which is all the sabotage anyone needs. Assist tools like pins and grids help you spot where your copy drifts from the original, on a timer, so even the help feels rushed. A score based on every single pixel means the game notices when you paint the background a shade off, and it will tell you. The piano soundtrack keeps the pace up and ends dramatically, right around the moment your masterpiece does.
A gallery of your own bad art
Solo play has its own rewards. Every forgery you make is saved to a local archive, so you can look back at what you did to the classics. Time-lapse replays let you relive each stroke, and you can export them as animated GIFs to share with people who were not there to witness it. Leaderboards track the best accuracy score per painting, complete with a gallery of the top forgeries, so there is always someone slightly less sloppy to chase. Scores and stats are tracked across the whole catalog, which turns a silly three-minute doodle into a long game of shaving pixels off your mistakes.





























