Destroy All Humans! An alien's 1950s rampage

Crypto does not negotiate. His kit runs from the ion detonator, which leaves nothing behind to argue with, to the infamous Anal Probe Gun, and the remake keeps every crude joke intact. The real star is psychokinesis: you grab soldiers, cars and the occasional cow and hurl them across the map. You drop a soldier into a farmhouse pond, pick up his jeep, and send it after his friends. It is simple, it is silly, and it stays satisfying for the whole ride.

Not every job is a shootout. Crypto can pose as a human to walk into restricted places and meddle with the government from the inside, Hitman style. Read minds to hear what the locals are hiding, hypnotize people, and slip past guards who have no idea the visitor is green. It breaks up the destruction nicely and gives the satire room to breathe: the 1950s America being poked at, from paranoid small towns to men in black, is half the joke.