DateBoy

Huh?

DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you're on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy.

FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHH

Well how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes!

I can't! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!!

Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves:

a boy

on a date

playing his Gam retro handheld video game console.

You are that boy.

Not really, but in the game you play as the boy on that date

and you speak to your date.

Or you don't really speak to her, but you select dialogue options

while also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80s

and lots of hi-la-ri-ous things happen.

And there's a funny waiter.

You'll see.

And that's...

DateBoy

Sounds dumb.

You're dumb.