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Beat the Meat

Congratulations. You have a job. Unfortunately, it is this one. Welcome to a small diner where the customers are impatient, the conversations are questionable, and apparently nobody has heard of a meat tenderizer.

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Beat the Meat is a darkly comic rhythm game about working at the world’s least sensible diner. Talk to seven sharp-tongued customers, choose your replies, then tenderize meat with your bare hands to the beat. Miss the rhythm. Ruin dinner. Keep your job somehow.

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