$9.99Beast Battle Simulator Dinosaurs with miniguns
Set up absurd animal armies, arm them however you like, and watch the physics do the rest.
Is Beast Battle Simulator worth it?
Beast Battle Simulator is worth it if…
- you want to settle absurd matchups like lions versus medieval knights once and for all
- you enjoy physics chaos where plans fall apart in funny ways
- you like gore, dismemberment and battles that end in a pile of limbs
- you want short sessions where every setup plays out differently
- you like strategy with a cost limit, but don't mind if the strategy wears a bomb vest
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Build the battle you want to see
Sandbox mode hands you both sides of the fight. Pick from more than 50 units (lions, gorillas, dinosaurs, humans, seagulls by the flock), place them wherever you like, and let physics do the rest. Beasts smash into each other, knock each other over, and lose limbs depending on where they get bitten. Every animal fights in its own style, so a lion mauls differently from a shark. Want a super-powered puppy or a killer pig? Edit the health and damage values and make your own monster. Then drop a machine gun on it.
Challenges, soccer and tower defense
If you want goals instead of pure mayhem, there are three ways to get them. Challenge mode gives you 60 levels where you build a beast team to complete a task: smash a pyramid of crates, win GIANT beast soccer against big dinosaurs, or face the dreaded penguin king. There is real strategy under the absurdity, since cost limits, enemy strength and placement all matter. Beast Soccer is exactly what it sounds like, a violent match where players literally give blood for the team. Onslaught mode has you defending a tower from waves of enemies, spawning beasts in real time and casting spells to hold the line.
Can you join the fight yourself?
Can you take control of a beast during battle?
Yes. At any point in a battle, one click lets you take over one of your beasts and play as it directly. Prefer to watch? Step back and let the simulation run, then jump in when your side starts losing ground. It also works the other way around: set up a fight purely to control one animal and see how long you last against whatever horrors you lined up on the other side.
Can you play with friends?
The game supports multiplayer, so the silliness scales with company. It works well as a party game: take turns building matchups, argue about whether gorillas can win a soccer match against 100 opponents, and laugh at whatever the physics engine decides should happen. Solo players get plenty too, with 60 challenges, onslaught waves and an open sandbox.
How gory is it, really?
Very. The violence is a core part of the appeal: beasts dismember and rip each other apart in detail, limbs come off depending on where a hit or bite lands, and animals can end up exploding into meaty bits. If cartoonish but extreme gore sounds like a good evening rather than a problem, this is built for you.
